When a student submits a paper without a bibliography
You said you’d have that draft in last month. Three times.
I promised I’d submit the draft of Chapter 1 by Halloween.
Now I’ve promised to send it by Xmas.
I have a client I dread having to work with not because he’s rude, ignorant, or otherwise from hell. Instead, he puts a carriage return when he gets to the right margin of the page as if he were typing on a typewriter.
I have students who do this. It blows my mind every time I discover it.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
What Pandora has taught us. [via]
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